Showing posts with label free lunch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label free lunch. Show all posts

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Free lunches available ... freely

Why should anybody ...

believe those idiots who tell you there's no such thing as a free lunch?

There are free lunches everywhere:
  • Christian groups regularly set up soup kitchens
  • millionaires go around shopping malls, especially around X'mas, giving out USD 100 bills
  • your mother gives you free lunches
  • your husband gives you free meals (and you don't even bother to repay him with great sex, shame on you !!)
  • your jailor gives you free meals
  • your friends sometimes buy you lunches
  • your boss sometimes treats you lunch
  • if you collect enuf coupons, you'll get free stuff, including lunch
  • if you beg in a high class neighbourhood, you actually collect more in alms than a guy gets working as a manager of a small company .. or a McD ..
  • some politicians give you free lunch just before an election
'nuff said.