Don't buy stocks and shares

Why should anybody ...

want to buy stocks and shares?

What do you think you'll earn from "investments" in stocks and shares?  Dividends?  Capital appreciation?

Companies only pay dividends after: 

- the CEO has grabbed his huge unjustified bonus 

- other senior executives have also grabbed their share of bonuses and salaries as well

- all their huge unjustified expenses like corporate jets, huge stretch limos, and other questionable and unjustifiable expenses 

have been deducted from any profits the company is able to make.  

They will be taking all that money even if the company is making a loss.  In other words, YOU are sponsoring their lavish lifestyles. 

DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID?

SUCKER !

Capital appreciation?  

- They always try to con you to think stocks and shares go up in the long term.

- They NEVER tell you stock and share prices are CYCLICAL, always plunging every 10 - 12 years.  Well, surely they can't con you now, you can clearly see it for yourselves.  

Err, can you?

They always tell you never to try to time the market.

WHAT NONSENSE!!

If you still want to buy stocks and shares, TIME THE MARKET WELL.  The best time to buy is AFTER the cyclical 10 - 12 year plunge.  Like now ...

GEDDIT ???