Thursday, December 25, 2008

Free lunches available ... freely

Why should anybody ...

believe those idiots who tell you there's no such thing as a free lunch?

There are free lunches everywhere:
  • Christian groups regularly set up soup kitchens
  • millionaires go around shopping malls, especially around X'mas, giving out USD 100 bills
  • your mother gives you free lunches
  • your husband gives you free meals (and you don't even bother to repay him with great sex, shame on you !!)
  • your jailor gives you free meals
  • your friends sometimes buy you lunches
  • your boss sometimes treats you lunch
  • if you collect enuf coupons, you'll get free stuff, including lunch
  • if you beg in a high class neighbourhood, you actually collect more in alms than a guy gets working as a manager of a small company .. or a McD ..
  • some politicians give you free lunch just before an election
'nuff said.


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