Monday, December 15, 2008

Kids?

Why should anybody ...

want to have kids?

Kids take the fun out of your sex life.
Kids take the fun out of your life.
Kids are a big responsibility.
Kids cost more than you can afford.
Kids can get into accidents.
Kids are a big legal liability, if you don't keep an eye on them 24 x 7.
Kids can die before you do.
Kids can break your heart.
Kids can be totally rebellious.
Kids can get shot in school shootings.
Kids can grow up into drug dealers and vicious criminals.
Kids can forget you ever existed, when you are old and looking forward to them seeing you once a year in your old folks home.

If you really "love kids", go work in a day care centre or kindergarten.  There'll be more kids than you can handle there.  and they will forever stay "kids".

If you really must have your own kids, and say you are happy to suffer for it, what can I say, just do it ...  But remember, it does not necessarily mean the kids will love you back ...  heh heh ...


And ... if you belong to the sorry group of people who say "my kids are my life", what can I say ... your IQ must be below zero ... GO GET A LIFE ... and stop putting such great responsibility on your kids to keep you entertained.  Poor kids ......

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