Saturday, December 20, 2008

You MUST assume

Why should anybody ...

tell you not to assume?

And make further stupid jokes like ASSUME = making an ASS out of U and ME

Morons !!

Making assumptions is what life is ALL about.  We need to make assumptions EVERYDAY, otherwise we simply cannot live a sane life !!

Every day, we MUST ASSUME that :
  • we gonna be alive at the end of the day
  • we are not going to be hit on the head by a falling aeroplane
  • the earth is going to continue spinning merrily around the sun, and not be suddenly sucked into the sun
  • the food we are going to eat is not poisoned
  • our gf / bf / spouse are going to continue to be our gf / bf / spouse
  • the lights are going to come on when we flip the light switch
  • the train is gonna come on time (umm ... about this one ... some spiritual help required ...)
  • some idiot terrorist is not going to detonate an explosive device one foot away from us
  • the asshole who told us not to assume is also making all the above assumptions
  • etc
Assuming is the most important thing we do everyday, otherwise we will go insane with all the alternative scenarios !!!!!!!

ASSUME = you are gonna be an ASS if U and ME do not assume


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